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This is part two. Check out part one here.
You don't understand foreplay
No, we're not talking about massaging her feet for twenty minutes.
Foreplay, it seems, started way before any of that.
"When you walk up and say hello, it's foreplay. When you flirt,
it’s...
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It's no secret we build our bodies to not only feel and perform great, but
to look great. Most of us have internalized the idea that the Vagina
Express doesn't make regular stops in Fatfuckland or Skinnybitchville. It's
safe to say that a guy who looks good simply has a...
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After one day at the Arnold Expo I decided that I've had enough. A zoo of
an event, the Expo floor was like walking in an incredibly crowded bar with
all of the usual people: tanned douchebag guys who wear sunglasses inside,
skanky women who wear too much makeup, big...
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Wednesday Night
I'm packing my bags, loading up on Spike Shooters, grabbing my notebook,
and boarding a plane for Columbus, Ohio tomorrow afternoon to cover the
Arnold Sports Festival for Testosterone Muscle.
Debauchery, booth babes, and
cleverly-disguised-shit-that-pass-for-supplements here I come!
(I'll be editing this particular post and including an end-of-day recap
for...
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Yeah, yeah, I copied Chad Waterbury's latest article
on T-Nation. Sue me. It was a good idea and I've always heard flattery will
get me everywhere.
So here we are.
(You may have noticed the somewhat risque picture of me above. Let me be
clear that I have no...
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I've got a new site in the works that will have more video, in-depth posts,
immersion journalism, interviews, guest blogs and much more.
So what I want to know is:
What do you want?
Anything particular I can do for you? (Get your mind out of the gutter,
ladies.)
What kind of posts...
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