Feel Unstoppable, Grow Bigger Muscles, and Learn to
Relax
It was small stuff at first.
I'd put on mismatched socks in
the morning, start to pour orange juice into my oatmeal instead of milk, or
fall asleep for two-tenths of a second before snapping my head up...
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Peanut butter and jelly. Strawberries and chocolate. Jagermeister and
gelled, spiky hair.
Some things are just meant to be together.
Case in point: beer in a glass. If you want to actually taste the nuances
of the beer and bring out the aromatics, it's critical that you pour...
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On the ride home, I wrote over four pages of notes for the direction of
this blog and must say I'm pretty damn excited. But mostly just pretty.
OK, that was a bad joke. But still. I am excited.
So while I catch up on some work (I...
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Screw the New Year's Resolution; How Do You Spend Your
Time?
I spent eight minutes and twenty-five seconds sitting on the toilet today.
I know because I timed it.
I've been timing myself on a lot of
important things recently: taking a dump, working out, reading, cooking
and...
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1. Don't put bourbon in your oatmeal, even if the recipe calls for it.
Worst breakfast ever.
2. Once you've built up a decent base of
muscle and can see your abs, adding some biceps curls is a must for big
arms.
3. I should have...
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The science of getting laid, Thibaudeau and Tate, immigrant
supplement manufacturers, and the cure for skinny
Over 100 full-length articles, a years' worth of blog posts, and a bunch
of little snippets for major newsstand magazines, and I'm still having a
blast talking, learning, and...
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